2266998 发表于 2022-3-10 15:02:32

能傻到无与伦比,也是一个水平了,哈,

问阿拉,二围好,三围好?哪个还能玩?阿拉说,哪个围都不能玩,你还在那个问话圈子里打转儿,赶紧离开啊,不啰嗦了,

经常有‘大国神器’,熊,一路行军一路遗弃各种装备,从坦克,装甲车,各种东西,熊怎么了?问阿拉,阿拉说,东西坏了,没有用了,你赶紧丢下走,人是安全的,你还围着打不着的车转悠,一会儿你就哏屁了,那是战场,所以,熊就弃车逃走了,鸟有弃了坦克的吗?没有,因为后面跟着庞大的维修系统,熊现在没有这套人马了,坏了,赶紧丢下,

人家狙击他将军,熊一声不吭,我操,奇怪了,阿拉说,你去问‘抗美援朝’,这是‘战场默契’,你只要吭声,就按吭声的打,不仅打你将军了,连当兵的都顺手打死几个,现在只打军官,不打当兵的,哈,你甭吭啊,

再就是非得追问,怎么就凑不出20万吨镍?我操,我说,我玩镍的,不想跟你废话了,举例子了,你买金条,啥规矩啊,你想你买金条,就明白了,

再就是‘佳能可’巨亏说,哈,哈,阿拉说,我昨天问了,空仓是18000,现在现货啥价钱啊?给大爷我送20万吨‘交割品’到某仓,现货了,哈,

   你有时看得心焦啊,哈,大旱要维持这个心智水平,我操,完了,哈,以后都得亏死,

   有人吹牛逼吹一阵,你发现,他居然不知道啥是‘合约价’,哈,笑死你吧,说,让佳能可那孙子出一吨10万买去,咱再20000买回来,哈,就是那种傻,智商是零,哈,

   你想,阿拉都明白的事情,就是世界谁都懂的,偏偏,汉人不懂,还装的气宇轩昂,哈,比如国储就是有货,25000进的,现在18000执行合同了,国家是你说了算的,这种折损,都是要总理亲自签单的,以前损失,都是朱相签字,冲抵的,

   由此说道,人家问,你怎么知道的呢?阿拉笑了,我日常工作,接各种合同的,现在接那些大型咨询公司拿过来的合同,给人家写咨询报告的,日常就这生活的,

   再问阿拉,没打过交道的,人家是不是也得考你啊,我操,那当然了,人家上门面试李爷的阿,你名气是狗屁,万一是郭先生怎么办,到时间不能交货怎么办呢,当然得问你了,你得超过咨公司所有专家的水平,否则干吗用你啊,你个狗屁!哈哈,

   红土镍矿,开采走反铲,上铰接卡车,由跳板上过驳,过驳接海运,规定时间必须到港,否则就‘离析’,知道啥是离析吗?我操,不考了,哈哈,下面了,

选矿,造锍,再到高冰镍,走火法到精镍,再电解,留下的阳极泥,比如有稀有金属,诸如铱,这些泥走瑞典斜转炉,先氧化其它,留下铱,再还原其它次贵金属,

不问了,合同推过来,签字,收钱,送客,证明李爷真的是给大设计院写初步设计的,阿拉从27, 就这个苦日子,到今天,哈,

你把阿拉这些说一遍,阿拉告诉你,麦肯锡收你做合伙人,就不必去亥池打工了,哈哈,你知道啥是合伙人吗?不知道的话,看冯唐,再不明白,看冯唐啥年代在后海就能买一个大院子,

   下面跟阿拉说,哈,

零件工程师 发表于 2022-3-10 15:24:46

八爷好,您受累看看这把椅子多少钱。

“Job Description
Primary Objective:

Engineers are responsible for developing and supporting a wide range of projects with a goal of achieving world class performance, safety, and reliability for our customers’ most challenging mechanical testing needs.

This higher level is expected to provide a high degree of technical leadership on sales support and project development including scope definition, machine/fixture design, and culminating in build, test, and commissioning support.Example responsibilities include mechanical design configuration, application performance calculations, mechanical aspects of safety system design, and support of overall system commissioning including checkout and installation support.

This position expects leadership contribution in team settings via both individual engineering expertise and mentoring skills to enhance the collective team formation and bench strength beyond one’s individual role.

Major Areas of Accountability:

Accepts responsibility for assigned tasks and displays the ability to manage mechanical portions of the project.

Apply engineering principles and analysis tools to contribute detailed designs for components and multi-channel testing systems utilizing all facets of actuation, power generation, and power distribution both hydromechanically and via electrification drive systems.

Direct the work of drafting & design resources to document manufacturing and test instructions

Provide quote support to the sales team for new opportunities

Responsible for accurate estimation of engineering cost & schedule budgeting for a given task that often involves multiple team members demonstrating ability to Lead with attention to detail and follow-thru.

Gather and review design requirements as it pertains to the overall system; engaging to refine and improve clarity of the requirements demonstrating interpersonal skills, written and oral communication skills.

Coordinate with other engineering disciplines demonstrating leadership to create a fully aligned system solution

Monitor and engage with system assembly and checkout operations assisting inproblem resolution and actively documenting detailed continuous improvement opportunities and participates in improvement initiatives.

Other accountabilities/duties as assigned.

Qualifications
Minimum Qualifications:

Education: B.S. Mechanical Engineering or equivalent B.S. Degree

Experience:

7 years of progressively demanding design experience

Knowledge in the application of Finite Element Analysis (FEA), vibration analysis and simulation tools, such as ANSYS, MATLAB and MathCAD

Experience with SolidWorks, Pro E, or similar CAD system

High working knowledge of machine design, structural mechanics, vibrations, and materials science

Manage large projects with minimal direction from senior level staff.

Knowledge of hydraulic components and closed loop multi-channel test rigs

Ability to interface with all levels of customer management.

Travel Requirements:

Expected travel averaging less than 20%, domestic and international.

Must possess a valid driver’s license and able to obtain automobile/liability coverage”

我很呆 发表于 2022-3-10 15:09:26

这时候五毛就出来了,抓住机会了:
北京李爷不如冯唐,因为李爷‘’买不起‘’后海四合院。
北京李爷穷,带几万块的日志。人家冯唐可是带十几万的PP表。哈哈哈哈

373527271 发表于 2022-3-10 15:30:38

李爷随时能在社会热点话题时候捡些“碎银子”,哈哈。咨询这些是所谓的基金和创投吧,还是自己就是咨询公司?

高小志 发表于 2022-3-10 16:31:48

不是听说还是家长出面了,熊孩子留着以后再打吗

菜哥 发表于 2022-3-10 16:35:57

07年,一千万,四合院

2333333333333 发表于 2022-3-10 17:48:50

离析就是分崩离析
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